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Fortnum & Masons

This is a Fortnum & Masons coffee
For those whos noses are toffee.
I drank it very slowly
It made me feel quite lowly.
The bill said three pounds fifty
Today I wasn’t being thrifty.
It’ll probably never happen again
A one-off coffee Zen.
In the end, frankly, it wasn’t worth it
It all went towards a hefty profit.
Supporting the facade of a wealthy [...]

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